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O Lord, please don’t burn us.
Don’t grill or toast your flock.
Don’t put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock.
Don’t braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh, please don’t lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat.
Don’t fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat.
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Composed by Eric Idle and John Du Prez, authored by Graham Chapman and John Cleese
Happy birthday to Monty Python’s Eric Idle (b. 1946)! So much to thank him for:
“Monty Python’s Flying Circus” (1969 - 1974)
“Monty Python and the Holy Grail” (1975)
“The Life of Brian” (1979)
“Spamalot” on Broadway
Tip of the cap to you, sir.
The Lord God Made Them All
All things dull and ugly
All creatures short and squat
All things rude and nasty
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons
Each little wasp that stings
He made their brutish venom
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet
Each beastly little squid
Who made the spiky urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scabbed and ulcerous
All pox both great and small
Putrid, foul and gangrenous
The Lord God made them all.
—Composed by Eric Idle, sung by Monty Python team
—compiled by Annie Laurie Gaylor for FFRF
